The Head – Humor

Since none of us got raptured and went away in a puff of smoke or lights and harp music, it’s time we all get back to work.

It’s the weekend, and I tend to post jokes.  Fewer folks read this blog on the weekends, but on the other hand they do like Velma’s sense of humor…

So enjoy!

BEST JOKE OF THE DAY!

P.S. Don’t shoot the messenger : – )
The Head

A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. When the doctor comes out, he informs the man that his son was born without a torso, arms or legs. His son is just a head! But the man loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion.
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After 21 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink. Dad takes him to the local bar and tells his son that he is proud of him and orders up the biggest, strongest drink for him. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head indisbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol.

Swoooop! A torso pops out!

The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy. The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant, “Take another drink”!

Swoooop! Two arms pops out!

The bar goes wild. The father begs his son to drink again while the patrons all chant, “Take another drink”!

By now the boy is getting tipsy and with his new hands he reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it.

Swoooop! Two legs pop out.

The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks God.

The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left…. then to the right…. right through the front door, into the street where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly.

The bar falls silent. The father moans in grief.

The Moral of the story???
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(wait for it)
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(Are you ready?)
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(don’t hate me)
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“He should have quit while he was a head!”

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