Ok, Ok, Velma, I’ll post it! Sure, I’m able to laugh at myself, after all the whole world does right?
Sure, this Saturday…
No I haven’t been holding back because of Male Ego!
Ok, here goes by special request… A Geography lesson.
Geography of a Woman and a Man:
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece. Gently aging, but, she is still a warm and desirable place to
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain. Has a glorious and all conquering past..
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel.
Has been through war, doesn’t make the same mistakes twice, and takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada. Self-preserving, but, open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet. She is wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 80, a man is like Libya, entirely ruled by a couple of nuts.