Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

I just KNOW I’m going to get heat for reprinting this one but I had a chuckle out of it so here you go…

Oh and check out Reason Number One 🙂

Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

 #10 – You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

 #9 – You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you’re on the  road.

 #8 – If you admire a friend’s gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

 #7 – Your primary gun doesn’t mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

 #6 – Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

 #5 – A gun doesn’t take up a lot of closet space.

 #4 – Guns function normally every day of the month.

 #3 – A gun doesn’t ask , “Do these new grips make me look fat?”

 #2 – A gun doesn’t mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

 And the Number One reason Why Men Prefer Guns over Women…..

 #1 – You can buy a silencer for a gun!

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