Cake or Bed – Humor

Ahh it is a double Velma Weekend!

Just a little story about a man who doesn’t like to help out around the house, and another who does.

Sorry about the caps!

CAKE OR BED

A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,

HONEY,COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?IT’S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.

HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?  DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON’T THINK SO.

FINE,

THEN THE WIFE ASKS, WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON’T CLOSE RIGHT

TO WHICH HE REPLIED, FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?  DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?  I DON’T THINK SO

FINE, SHE SAYS THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS TO THE FRONT DOOR?  THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK

I’M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON’T WANT TO FIX STEPS HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE HOME DEPOT WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?  I DON’T THINK SO I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.  I’M GOING TO THEPUB!!!

SO HE GOES TO THE PUB AND DRINKS FOR ACOUPLE OF HOURS…………………………….
HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES TO GO HOME

AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.

AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE HALL LIGHT IS WORKING

AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.

HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW’D ALL THIS GET FIXED?  SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT OUTSIDE AND CRIED

JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.

HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.

HE SAID, SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?

SHE REPLIED, HELLOOOOO..DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?  I DON’T THINK SO!

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