This Cake is Questionable!
This Cake LIES! It’s all LIES I tell ya!
I mean here’s this cake. It doesn’t even have the common decency to be a full cake!
It’s Not ROUND!
What is with those candles? They are QUESTION MARKS! I mean, Come ON! Question marks? What are they supposed to say? Is it for a birthday? Is it some secret how old they are? The candles aren’t even NEW! They were *GASP!* Burned Before!!!!!
Nobody just makes a Half of a Cake! Sheesh! Two layers and not THREE?
And look at that icing… It’s NOT CHOCOLATE!!!!! It’s Commercial Vanilla Icing that’s brown to LOOK like Chocolate! On top? Rainbow Jimmies? I bet they are tutti fruiti too just BECAUSE!
I’m so confused *grabs fork* What’s inside? Orange Icing in the middle? It doesn’t taste like Orange! It’s … More Vanilla? At least the cake itself is still Chocolate…
And oh so very fresh and tasty too.
Ok, I’ll have the rest of that slice.