How Would You Like Some Questionable Cake – Picture

This Cake is Questionable!

This Cake LIES!  It’s all LIES I tell ya!

I mean here’s this cake.  It doesn’t even have the common decency to be a full cake! 

It’s Not ROUND! 

What is with those candles?  They are QUESTION MARKS!  I mean, Come ON! Question marks?  What are they supposed to say?  Is it for a birthday?  Is it some secret how old they are?   The candles aren’t even NEW!  They were *GASP!* Burned Before!!!!!

Nobody just makes a Half of a Cake!  Sheesh! Two layers and not THREE?

And look at that icing… It’s NOT CHOCOLATE!!!!!   It’s Commercial Vanilla Icing that’s brown to LOOK like Chocolate!  On top?  Rainbow Jimmies?  I bet they are tutti fruiti too just BECAUSE!

I’m so confused *grabs fork*  What’s inside?  Orange Icing in the middle?  It doesn’t taste like Orange!  It’s … More Vanilla?  At least the cake itself is still Chocolate…

And oh so very fresh and tasty too. 

Ok, I’ll have the rest of that slice.

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