A cop is working 3rd shift. He decides to drive up to Lookout Point to see if any funny business is happening. Once he arrives he sees 1 car. He shuts the lights off and pulls behind the parked car. He gets out of his patrol car, slowly walks up to the parked car and notices a male in the driver’s seat and a female in the back seat. Curious about what could be going he notices the male reading a magazine and the female knitting a sweater! He walks up to the window and wraps on the glass.
The driver rolls down the window and says “Yes Officer?”
“What are you doing young man?”
“Why reading a Sports Illustrated Sir.”
“And the girl in the back?”
“Why she’s knitting a sweater isn’t it obvious?”
Well this is the strangest situation the cop has come across in a long time. He decides to get to the bottom of it.
“Son, how old are you?”
“I am 21 Sir.”
“And the girl?”
The boy looks at his watch and says “In 11 minutes she’ll be 18.”