So A Blind Man Walks Into A Bar

Talk about a bad joke for bad joke Sunday.  A Short Groaner.

So A Blind Man Walks Into a Bar

The blind man sits down, thinking he’d break the ice with the bartender by asking “Wanna hear a blond joke?”

In a hushed voice, a man beside him says “Before you tell that joke, you should know our bartender IS blonde, or bouncer is blond, I’m a 6’4″ black belt, the man sitting on the other side of me is 6’2, 250lbs, and a rugby player. The guy sitting next to you is pushing 300, 6’6, and he’s a wrestler. We’re ALL blond. So you think about it mister, do you really wanna tell that joke?”

The blind man sat for a second, thinking over the odds and then replied “No, not if I have to explain it five times.”

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