A man prayed for some good fortune.
An angel appeared.
He asked the angel what’s the equivalent of 5 minutes in heaven?
To which the angel replied 5 minutes is equal to 5 millenia in earth time.
How much is 5 million dollars in heavenly currency?
The angel said it roughly equates to 5 cents.
Can you grant me one wish?
Only one wish said the angel.
Can you grant me 5 million dollars?
To which the angel replied… Give me 5 minutes..