A Panda Walks Into A Bar

A Panda Walks Into A Bar

He sits down at a table and orders a bowl of soup.

After eating his soup, the panda gets up from his table, pulls out a gun, shoots the waiter in the head and walks out of the restaurant.

The manager comes running out after the panda and yells, “Hey! Get back here!”

The panda turns to the manager and the manager asks, “What in the world was that all about? You come to my restaurant, eat, shoot my waiter in the head and then walk out without paying! Who do you think you are?”

“I’m a panda…look it up…”

The manager returns to his restaurant and gets a dictionary from his office to look up “panda.”

Panda: (noun) large mammal, native to China. Characteristic black and white markings. Eats shoots and leaves…

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