Johnny and the Priest
Little Johnny is standing in front of a store waiting for his mother when a priest walks by.
“Hey boy, can you tell me which way is the post office?”
“Sure, it’s just 200 yards straight down the street.”
“Thank you. I’m a new priest in this town you know. Do you perhaps go to church?”
“Well you should come sometime. I could show you the path to heaven.”
“Oh come on, you don’t even know the path to the post office.”
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption.
One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named ‘Amal.’
The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan’.
Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.
Her husband responds, ”But they are twins. If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.”