Little Johnny and the Priest – and Twins!

Johnny and the Priest

Little Johnny is standing in front of a store waiting for his mother when a priest walks by.

“Hey boy, can you tell me which way is the post office?”
“Sure, it’s just 200 yards straight down the street.”

“Thank you. I’m a new priest in this town you know. Do you perhaps go to church?”
“No”.

“Well you should come sometime. I could show you the path to heaven.”
“Oh come on, you don’t even know the path to the post office.”

Twins!

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption.

One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named ‘Amal.’
The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan’.

Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.

Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, ”But they are twins. If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.”

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