A Sweet Couple – and – Of Dogs and Sausages

A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant.

As the food was served, the husband said, “the food looks delicious, let’s eat.”

Wife: honey…..you say prayer before eating at home.

Husband: that’s at home sweetheart……here the chef knows how to cook.

Best Slogan on a married person’s T-Shirt : “Please Do Not Disturb me, I am Married and already very Disturbed”

 

 

Of Dogs and Sausages

America’s favorite variety of sausage is called a hot dog.

At elevated temperatures, it’s a hot hot dog.

I have a pet canine that really likes to eat these elevated temperature sausages. You might say he’s a hot hot dog dog.

He eats them even when he’s outside in the summer. On days like that, he’s a hot hot hot dog dog.

One day my friend asked me why my pet was engorging himself on its favorite food in the middle of the summer. I said to him, “He’s a hot hot hot dog dog, dawg.”

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