A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant.
As the food was served, the husband said, “the food looks delicious, let’s eat.”
Wife: honey…..you say prayer before eating at home.
Husband: that’s at home sweetheart……here the chef knows how to cook.
Best Slogan on a married person’s T-Shirt : “Please Do Not Disturb me, I am Married and already very Disturbed”
Of Dogs and Sausages
America’s favorite variety of sausage is called a hot dog.
At elevated temperatures, it’s a hot hot dog.
I have a pet canine that really likes to eat these elevated temperature sausages. You might say he’s a hot hot dog dog.
He eats them even when he’s outside in the summer. On days like that, he’s a hot hot hot dog dog.
One day my friend asked me why my pet was engorging himself on its favorite food in the middle of the summer. I said to him, “He’s a hot hot hot dog dog, dawg.”