Joe is moving to a new house, and he gets his friend Walter to help load some heavy furniture on and off the truck.
While Joe is driving the truck, Walter reads a magazine.
Walter sees an interesting factoid, and decides to share it with Joe. “Hey Joe, did you know that 90% of all auto accidents happen within a mile of your house?”
And Joe says “huh… Well, guess it’s a good thing I’m moving then.”
A Man Gets Pulled Over By The Police
A man was stopped by the police around 2 am. The officer asked him where he was going at that time of night.
The man replied, “I’m on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late.”
The officer then asked, “Really? Who’s giving that lecture at this time of night?”
The man replied, “That would be my wife.”