A Young Couple, Just Married

A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband, who was a big, burly man, tossed his pants to the bride and said, “Here, put these on.”

She put them on, but they were way too big.

“I can’t wear your pants,” she said.

“That’s right,” said the husband, “and don’t you ever forget it. I’m the man who wears the pants in this family.”

With that, she flipped him her panties and said, “Try these on.”

He tried them on, and they were way to thin.

“Hell,” he said, “I can’t get into your panties.”

She replied, “That’s right, and it’s going to be that way till your attitude changes.

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