A Cowboy Comes Riding Into Town

…. He pulls into the saloon says to the bartender “pour me a mans drink.”

So the bartender pours him some tequilas the Cowboy pours it on the floor and says “I told you I wanted a mans drink.”

So the bartender pours him some whiskey the cowboy pours it out and says ” I’m getting angry now damn it I want a mans drink.”

The bartender says “ok” he goes in the back mixes whiskey tequila pours gunpowder in it then drops in a bullet he comes back out the cowboy finally drinks it and leaves.

One week later the cowboy returns and says ” give me the same thing as last week but leave out the bullet cause I farted and killed my horse.”

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