A Man Goes Out To Play Golf

…while his wife waits at home. He promises to be back by five.

Five’o’clock comes and goes and the husband hasn’t come back yet. Gradually, the hours tick by and no sign of the husband. The wife is about to go looking for him when the front door opens and the husband shuffles in.

The wife is worried sick.

“Where have you been? You said you’d be home by five, it’s now eight’o’clock!”

The husband replies with, “I’m sorry I’m late, but my friend Harry had a heart attack today in the middle of golf.”

The wife is shocked.

“Oh dear! That’s awful!”

“I know! All day long it was hit the ball, drag Harry, hit the ball, drag Harry…”

Five Jokes About Boiling Water

  1. Perhaps I shouldn’t joke on here about boiling water, it might be too steamy.
  2. RIP Boiling Water. You will be mist.
  3. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
  4. What do you get when your pour boiling water down a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies
  5. One cannibal says to the other cannibal “hey I ate a missionary the other day and he gave me an upset stomach.” The second cannibal says “That’s too bad. How’d you cook him?” The first cannibal says “Oh, I threw him in the giant pot of boiling water like always.” The second cannibal says “Makes sense. And what did he look like?” The first cannibal says “The usual. Brown robe, rope belt, sandals.” And the second cannibal says “Well there’s your problem. You boiled him, and he was a friar.”
  6. Bonus Related Joke: How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

The Netbook Server – How to Actually Share Part Of The Hard Drive

First, you installed Linux to a RaspberryPi or a Netbook, or whatever you had on hand.

Second, you made it so you could look into that machine from anywhere on your network.

If all you wanted was a taste of how to run Linux and have fun with all those free goodies there, you could have stopped.  Now I’m going to show you how to take a part of the hard drive (a folder) and share it out to the network.

Why?

So you can copy your pictures/recipes/important crap somewhere else.

So you can back up your computer across the network.

So you can brag to the co-workers that you have a proper Linux Home Server and sound like you know what you’re doing.

Well the deal is that it took me a half hour to do this last night.  I was distracted by what was on the TV so it would have taken less time.

I did this on a RaspberryPi first.

 

Since my instructions were written there I then repeated the steps on my Netbook running Debian, so the instructions work.  It also works on anything derived from Debian Linux, so that if you have found this article using Linux Mint, Ubuntu, or any of the other derivatives from the Debian Family, you SHOULD be able to get this working with very little fuss.

If you are familiar with Linux and the way things work, you’re used to finding instructions that promise to do something, get totally frustrated that the instructions are geeked out, and then realize that while it’s working you don’t actually understand WHY things are done this way.

I’m going to attempt to do it differently.  This way when I have to look at it later, I can look at my own B.S. here and say “Oh yeah, I remember this”.

The information you need:

1) Your sign on name – this will be written assuming you are “bill”.  Just change that to your own name from when you created the machine.

2) Your “root” and regular user (bill) Passwords.  

3) The name you gave the computer when you installed Linux.  It could be pi or rudolph or any other name you came up with.  

I will make assumptions and try to explain it all away.  Don’t worry, I followed these same steps last night and the server now “serves” files out to the network.  As long as your network has a firewall, your stuff is safe.

Get the machine “up to date”:

  1. Start your Terminal from the start menu.
  2. su and hit enter – Get “root” by giving it the root password.
  3. apt-get update – pull down all the headers of new stuff since the last time you got on the machine
  4. apt-get upgrade  – actually get all the upgraded software

Answer yes or Y to the prompt asking if you really want to update things, go make yourself something from the kitchen and come back in a bit.  It may take time.  There are always updates.  But if you never make changes to your “Repositories” on Debian or Raspbian, you are safe and free from any nasty viruses.

 

 

Get the Server Software Installed:

You’ll be shocked how little has to be done here.   The server software is called SAMBA.  You know, like the great music from Brazil?   The current name has been made less fun – CIFS.  People tend to say it as “Siffs”.

Geeks.

One line gets the software.  In terminal from the last part, as root enter the next line:

apt-get install samba samba-common-bin

Configure the Server Software:

You have to roll up your sleeves here.  You are actually going to change a text file, but I’m going to give you the information.  Remember – I am entering it as “bill”.  If you are on RaspberryPi, your regular user will most likely be “pi”.    Change “bill” to what you need it to be.

 

Second, a comment starts with a hash tag.  #

 

1) In terminal where you are signed on as “root”, enter the following line to get into the “Nano” editor:

 

nano /etc/samba/smb.conf  

2) Find the line with “wins support” and change the line to read:

wins support = yes

3) Find “Share Definitions”.  You are going to enter in a block of text.  Remember to change the path from “bill” to match your login name.

 

[Downloads]
comment = Downloads Directory
path = /home/bill/Downloads
browseable = no

    writeable = yes
only guest = no
create mask = 0770
directory mask = 0770
public = no

 

#browseable limits logins to only see this directory and what is created there.  “yes” shares everything.

 

4) ctrl+x to exit, type y to save the file, then enter to get yourself back out to the root terminal prompt.

5) add a Samba user to be able to share that directory.  In terminal enter the following:

smbpasswd -a bill

Enter in a password, then enter it in again.  This is the password you will need to have to be able to get at the files from out on the network on another machine.  You will log in as (bill) and (password) from that other machine when you try to get there using File Manager.  Same thing with Mac or Linux.  They all need that password.

Write down your password.  I recommend using the same as your regular user password.  If you made them all the same as the Root password, well that may be easier.  You can also leave it blank, but I do not recommend that.  In fact, forget I mentioned it (or not…).

6) restart the computer


At this point, the netbook server is now visible on the network.  It is sharing the default login’s “Downloads” directory.

If you go into File Manager in Windows, you will be able to get to the files that are stored in the netbook’s /home/bill/Downloads directory from any other machine on the network as long as you know the default user’s login.  It will ask you for user and password.

If you have followed this, you can use the computer’s name from when you created it.  I now have two servers “rudolph” for the netbook and the raspberryPi.  If computer names aren’t your thing, you can also find them via IP addresses.

But at this point you have a functioning File Server.

You’re done.  Next time it’s getting this machine to serve out files from an external drive that you plugged in.

Bob Gets A Job

A rather dimwitted fellow named bob miraculously lands a job at a donut shop next to his house.

His first day on the job, a customer enters and asks “How much are these donuts?”

Bob replies “I don’t know.” Fortunately, the manager comes in and begins feeding Bob his lines, telling Bob to say “Only one dollar.” And Bob thusly tells the customer.

The customer then asks “Are these donuts fresh?” To which Bob replies “I don’t know.” His manager then instructs Bob to say “Yes, very fresh.”

Finally the customer asks “May I buy these donuts?” Bob answers, “I don’t know.” And the manager tells him to say “You better before anyone else does.” Bob replies and makes his first sale.

Several weeks go by, and suddenly a robber enters the store, shouting “GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY,”

Bob says “Only one dollar.”

The robber inquires “Are you being fresh with me?”

Bob remarks “Yes, very fresh.”

The robber then howls “I will shoot you if you don’t listen to me!!”

Bob says “You better before anyone else does!”

Poor Little Rabbit

Personally, I’m not sure why it is a Vegan and an Escalade, but hey you get what you pay for!

 

 

A vegan is driving his Escalade down the highway and as he turns a corner he spots a rabbit run out in front of him. He locks up the brakes and skids side to side, desperately tries to not run over the rabbit. The rabbit takes a couple hops to the left and SPLAT! The front right tire flattens the bunny.

Moments later the vegan is sitting on the side of the road, hands in his face, tears pouring down his cheeks over committing murder. He sees another car approach and stop near him. A salesman type gets out of his Buick and rushes up to the scene of the accident. “What happened!”

“It was horrible! I was driving along…I tried to stop…but I killed this poor, defenseless bunny! I don’t know what to do! I can’t call the police! I have no cell service!”

The salesman looks at the flat rabbit, then looks at the crying vegan, looks back to the rabbit again, thinks for a moment then smiles “Don’t worry buddy. I got just the thing!”

The salesman runs to the trunk of his car and digs around for five minutes. He pulls out an aerosol can and races back to the vegan who is now standing over the rabbit.

The salesman sprays the rabbit and amazingly, it suddenly twitches. He sprays again and the rabbit flips over once and lays still. He sprays it for a good minute and suddenly the rabbit springs to life! It shakes it’s head, smiles at the two standing there, gives a little wave and proceeds to hop down the highway. After about twenty feet, the rabbit stops, turns and waves at them again then continues on his way. The rabbit stops once again, turns and waves at the two and continues once again down the highway.

The salesman and vegan watch the bunny hop away into the sunset as it stops every so often and wave back at them.

When the rabbit is finally out of sight the vegan turns to the salesman “That was beautiful and amazing! What is in that can? You should make millions selling it! What is it?”

The salesman holds the can up with a smile “Hair restorer with a permanent wave”

The Netbook Server – You Need to be Able To Look In Remotely With XRDP

Blogs have many purposes.  One that is not often stated is that it serves as a place to put things that the writers feel they need to remember.  I have a habit of creating Linux computers for my own personal desktop use or as a server from time to time.  It isn’t often enough for me to memorize everything, and you do forget things.

So to make it easier, I’m going to do this in a couple of steps.  Last time I wrote, I talked long and hard about setting up either a RaspberryPi or a Netbook as a server.  The reality is that these instructions work with pretty much anything that takes a version of Debian as the operating system.  Since Debian has been copied and serves as one of the main “seeds” of the trees of distributions, the instructions can be used elsewhere.

If you followed those instructions, at this point you now have a computer that has Debian.  It’s time to get it Up To Date, and set up so that it can be seen from other computers on your network.  The reality is that this is pretty simple and if I cut out the editorializing, it could be written in about three well crafted paragraphs.

Most Linux distributions take a “You’re the boss” attitude.  If you break it, you can fix it, but it will allow you to break it if you know the right commands.  Most also take the attitude that it will only install what you need to be a “role” of a desktop/laptop or a server.  Debian Linux is an excellent desktop or laptop for general home or office uses.  I use it for 95% of my own computing needs, but there are some things that need to be added.

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Firstly, start the computer, and log in.

Second, get your terminal started up.  Terminal will look like the old style DOS computers.  It’s a command line interface – you type stuff in.  Not to worry, all the commands I type in can be copied from this blog article and pasted directly into your terminal session.

Third, you have to be “Root”.  Root is the administrator of the computer.  When you created your computer you gave it two passwords.  They may be the same one, but the one that you need is your root password.  In Terminal type in: su .  Enter in your root password.

The result is that everything that you do in the terminal window has full control over your computer.  It will allow you to completely remove everything, so be careful.  It is after all, at your own risk.

Fourth – get the computer up to date.  In terminal you need to enter in three commands, one after another.  Each time, if there are changes, it will ask you to enter a “y” or “n” depending if you want to continue.  If you simply hit enter under Debian 8, it will assume you want to continue.

  • apt-get update
  • apt-get upgrade
  • apt-get dist-upgrade

What that says is update the list of programs that you know about.  Then find out if there are any upgrades and give you the option to upgrade or not.  Then if there is a distribution upgrade, give you the option to upgrade or not.  Distribution upgrades are rare.  Sometimes there are updates that require you to enter in some information.  In this case, you will need to consult the internet for what is going on.  Mine was asking for a “Root Certificate” update and put up a list of changes. I read it, typed q to quit, and it went back to installing “stuff”.  Major changes could be much more involved.

Depending on what is installed, you may want to restart your computer.  Linux does not require this, but sometimes you should.  It’s up to you, I did, and all that took me a good half hour to get to this point.  Get something to drink and settle in.  When you get back, get yourself back to a terminal and log in as root.

I’ll wait.

Next step.  Remote Desktop.  Why you need this is that if you get this beast up and running you may decide to put it in a closet somewhere.  Inconvenient.  You might want to do work on it directly.  So why not be able to start a window up and actually look at the desktop.  Windows has the software available to look at it installed on the newer versions – RDP.

It also makes it easier for me to sit at one computer and work on two at the same time.  Keyboard in lap is easier than two keyboards on a desk.  I can relax!

To install type:  apt-get install xrdp

To get it to work, you simply open up a remote desktop client to the computer name and you will get a windowed representation of the other computer.   This can be adjusted to size in the configuration files.  Without any tweaks, it worked on my Linux machine using Remmina.

What it is actually doing is getting you to log into another session on the remote Linux machine.  If this were windows, it would take over the existing session.  Linux gives you the option to do it that way as well, but you would need to reconfigure it.

It is a little odd to see the default behavior.  I had the computer up under remote desktop, and it was sitting on my desk near me.  Screensaver came on on the table, but not on the remote desktop.  Then when remote desktop went to screensaver, it was different from the table.  Shows that you’re under a completely different session by the default behavior.

 

To actually use the machine remotely:
You need to know what IP Address the remote computer is “at”.   Most times the machine name you gave it when you installed the operating system will be visible to the world.  I find that usually shows up when the network is set up with sharing via something called Samba.  Installing Samba can be an annoying process.

ifconfig –  the old school way of doing things.

open that terminal prompt on the computer and log in with su as root.  Once there, type in ifconfig.  You will get a bunch of text.  If the computer is connected with an “ethernet” wire to the network, you need to look at the “eth0” otherwise, “wlan0” is most likely how you are connected with Wifi.

The line you are looking for will be the second one in the group for wlan0 or eth0.  Look for “inet addr:” and you will find your internet address.   In the case of the picture below, I am on wlan0 (wifi), and my internet address is 192.168.1.208 .

Open your remote desktop program.  You may have to actually install one in windows.  Since I use mine so heavily I might have done that literally years ago.  Mine was found by clicking:

 

  • start
  • all programs
  • windows accessories
  • remote desktop connection

For me to connect to my server, I enter the IP address 192.168.1.206 in the computer box, then click connect.

There you will have to enter in the log in information to log into xrdp.

  • sesman-Xvnc
  • your login will be your username on the computer
  • your password for the computer

Hopefully you will get there and you will see a desktop – here’s mine!

The World’s Leading Expert on European Wasps Walks Into A Record Shop

Record shops?  Remember those?  Has to be an old joke…

 

…and asks the assistant “Do you have ‘European Vespidae Acoustics Volume 2? I believe it was released this week.”

“Certainly.” replies the assistant.“Would you like to listen before you buy it?”

“That would be wonderful.” says the expert and puts on a pair of headphones.

He listens for a few moments and says to the assistant “I’m terribly sorry but I am the world’s leading expert on European wasps and this is not accurate at all. I don’t recognise any of those sounds. Are you sure this is the correct recording?”

The assistant checks the turntable, and replies that it is indeed European Vespidae acoustics Volume 2. The assistant apologies and lifts the needle onto the next track.

Again the expert listens for a few moments and then says to the assistant “No, this just can’t be right! I’ve been an expert in this field for 43 years and I still don’t recognize any of these sounds.”

The assistant apologizes again and lifts the needle to the next track.

The expert throws off the headphones as soon as it starts playing and is fuming with rage. “This is outrageous false advertising! I am the world’s leading expert on European wasps and no European wasp has ever made a sound like the ones on this record!”

The manager of the shop overhears the commotion and walks over.

“What seems to be the problem, sir?”

“This is an outrage! I am the world’s leading expert on European wasps. Nobody knows more about them than I do. There is no way in hell that the sounds on that record were made by European wasps!”

The manager glances down and notices the problem instantly.

“I’m terrible sorry, sir. It appears we’ve been playing you the bee side.”

How the Americans Won World War One

Don’t shoot the blogger, this was told by a German person to an American Person!

 

In World War 1 there was trench warfare, and neither the Americans nor the Germans could get the upper hand.

They were reaching a stalemate.

Until one day an American came up with a plan that would win them the war.

This private explains his plan to his trench mates, and they figured ‘why not?’ its not like they have any better ideas.

The next day an american soldier calls out, “Hans!?”

A German pops up and shouts back, “Ja?!”

Boom The German is shot dead.

The next day another shout from the Americans, “Hans?!”

“Ja?!” Shot dead.

This process continues over the next couple of days.

The Germans are losing large numbers, and are now finally catching on. The Germans have an emergency meeting, Maybe they can come back from the heavy losses using the same tactics as the Americans.

So, a German asks “What ist a Popular Amerikan Name?” “John!” replied another.

The next day the Germans decided to execute their plan. A German shouts, “John!?” An American calls back, “Is that you Hans?!”

“Ja!”Boom

And that is how the Americans won WWI

The Netbook Server – Installing Debian or Raspbian

Funny how writing a blog can be.  I have been thinking how to write this bit for a couple weeks now.  I came to the decision that the easiest way is to step back and let someone else do some of the “heavy lifting”.

If all this information is a big much, I will make the links you really need to follow in bold.  So if you trust my blog, just jump to the link and click.  If it is “later” and the link is broken, you can click an earlier link.

Remember, if you are installing an operating system onto a computer you WILL lose everything that was previously on the hard drive.  Back it up before proceeding.

Also, standard internet weasel words – This is obviously at your own discretion.  I have done these instructions as I wrote them down, they worked for me.  So at your own risk, I’m not responsible for any damage or time wasted, extra electricity burned, or whether your netbook sprouts wings and demands to be fed an offering periodically.  Lawyers are respectfully welcome to take their lawsuits, roll them into a little ball and file them where they will not effect (or affect?) me.

I have done both processes successfully more than once.  With Debian, all but one of my computers run that operating system.  I wrote this guide while doing the steps for Debian, so it should be pretty close.

Finally – take your time.  If you’ve only ever used Windows, Linux is a completely different philosophy.  Everything is free, but you pay for support.  So if you have a question, look to your favorite search engine, and see if you can find it yourself.  You would be shocked at how much information is out there for Linux, and the quality of the write ups are usually much better than I find for windows.

RaspberryPI

If you have one of these beasts, I am assuming you have already looked into and installed the operating system once.  That simplifies my own tasks.

Get yourself an unused memory chip, I strongly recommend larger than 8GB.  16 is acceptable.  Why is because I found that Raspbian has a quirk or a bug in it.

If you want to copy a lot of files to a shared drive on Raspbian, it looks at the empty space on your chip and says that is the maximum you are going to be able to copy to it.  When you install Raspbian, go back in to the preferences and make sure that Noobs releases the entire chip to be used.  Typically, it will be set for 2GB, noobs will let you reclaim your entire 16GB plus.

Why Raspbian?  Because it is based on Debian, and because it has “official images for recommended Operating Systems”.  That and since Debian is so stable and well known, it works for my own knowledge – I can do it in two places but only write one set of instructions once you’re “there”.

RaspberryPi’s instructions really are simple, and you can follow them on this page.

https://www.raspberrypi.org/documentation/installation/installing-images/

 
Debian – You want this.

There are other Linux distributions that are more “user friendly” but few are anywhere near as stable as Debian.  You could put a computer inside a wall running Debian and as long as it gets power, you can ignore it and let it happily run.

Since this is Netbook oriented, I am pointing you to a 32 bit copy of Debian.  If you discovered this blog posting elsewhere, consider for yourself whether a 64 bit copy is right for you.  It will not work on a netbook, but on a Core 2 Duo or newer, it may be right for you.

One other decision to make.  Debian has another quirk.  Debian’s maintainers are very adamant about not having any software on their operating system that is owned by other companies.  It is called “Non-Free”.  To you and I, that can get in the way of having what you need on your computer.  In the case of my Lenovo S10-2 netbook that I will use for this project, I need the Non-Free version of the wifi drivers.

Thankfully someone else has put all that together for you.  If you don’t need the Non Free version of Debian, or you want to see what on earth I am talking about, go and download the other version.

In my case, the Non-Free saves me the step of waiting on the network cards.

I know, it all sounds very odd because Windows has all that stuff “on the DVD”.  In reality, since Windows is 95% of the market, they make sure that Microsoft has the drivers needed.

For most this is all you will need.  There still was a file it wanted during the install.  Broadcom Wifi Drivers are a BEAR.  So I stopped the install after I found the ones I needed online.  It was looking for b43/ucode15.fw series of drivers.  The solution is actually to install Non-Free Debian with an ethernet cable plugged in to the Netbook for the network.

While Servers should be connected to the network with ethernet for speed, this is just a sloppy omission – Non-Free or Not.  Since this bothers me and other owners of the Lenovo S10-2, I’ll solve it by restarting the install with ethernet plugged in.  Weirdly enough, after all of that on my first boot, it came up without a problem.  It must have found what it needed “magically” on the install disk or the internet.

For Debian, the DVD you want is on this link:
http://cdimage.debian.org/cdimage/unofficial/non-free/cd-including-firmware/current-live/i386/iso-hybrid/

To explain what that file name means:

  • That “Including Firmware” is what you really need.
  • That “i386” says 32 bit operating system – for netbooks.
  • That “current-live” says I want to be able to test this on my computer and run it from the DVD without ever touching the hard drive because I don’t trust anything.

When you click on that link, it puts you with a bewildering list of weird scribbles and file names.  The one you want is the one with “xfce” and “iso” in the name.

Why?  Because the “place” in the file name tells you which desktop you are going to get.  That desktop is called xfce.
Why XFCE?  Because it has a balance of looking like Windows 7, is highly configurable, and is relatively lightweight so it will run well on older computers.  I trained a 69 year old little old lady how to use Linux as a daily driver using XFCE and her son uses it to this day after she passed on.  It really does look that familiar.

The direct link for the file, as of today, is:
http://cdimage.debian.org/cdimage/unofficial/non-free/cd-including-firmware/current-live/i386/iso-hybrid/debian-live-8.2.0-i386-xfce-desktop+nonfree.iso

Click on the link, and save the file somewhere meaningful to you.

When this is finished, you need to make a copy of the operating system on a 2GB or larger USB Memory stick.  Remember, your Netbook will almost certainly not have a DVD drive on it, so you’re doing this most likely on your windows system.

The instructions for Linux and Windows are on the following link.  What they are telling you to do on Windows is download a program, install and run it, then tell the program where you put your copy of Debian.

http://crunchbang.org/forums/viewtopic.php?id=23267

When you go to run Win 32 Disk Imager You need to run it as an administrator.  Right click on the icon in the start screen/menu and select “Run As Administrator” and follow the instructions on how to create the disc by selecting the ISO Image File, and the correct Device, then click Write.

Now that you have all that on the USB Stick, you can test it in the Netbook by plugging it in to the USB port.  Then turn on the Netbook, but hit the key that you use to get into the temporary boot menu – typically F12 when you are booting.  To get to see what Debian looks like, select “Live (586)” and hit enter.

When your computer is up completely under Debian, check to make sure that you have Wifi connectivity, Ethernet connectivity, and that there isn’t anything missing.  Basically a Netbook is an old laptop these days and with the Live DVD or USB stick you just made, It would be pretty rare if you are missing anything on it, so just sniff around and make sure it found all your hardware.  When through you can shut everything down and take a breather.

Installing Debian from the Live USB Stick onto the Netbook.

It’s surprisingly easy.  The video at the end will help if you get worried or lost but it boils down to you need to enter just a few things in.

Start by selecting “Graphical Install” at the “Boot Menu”.

Language (English)
Location (United States)
Keyboard (American English)

Computer Name:  It will spend a bit gathering itself together then ask you for a name of the computer.   My own habit is to name it after large Moose, Reindeer, Elk and that sort of thing.  Really, It doesn’t have to be anything meaningful, so have fun with it.  My test installs were Rudolph and Blitzen.  Or be bland and call it “server”.  The default is “debian”.  But it has to be unique to the network.  Two computers with the same name cause confusion, just like the year I had five Karen’s in my classes.

Karen.  Should I call it Karen?… Naaaah!

Domain Name – if you know of one use it, but I leave this blank.

Setting up users and passwords.  

First there is the Root Password.  This is the Administrator on Windows but it is password controlled.  It’s one of the many reasons why Linux security is stronger than most.  If you have someone trying to install something on your linux computer, a window will come up and ask the user to enter in this password.  It should be meaningful, and ideally it should be complex.  Write it down because a Linux computer without a root password is useless.

Second, there is the Regular User Name.  This is the “Non-Root” user who gets to sign onto to the machine.  It is you, but it could be anything.  Just write this down or else you won’t be able to log onto the computer, and no you may not use Root.

Third,  you will need a password for the regular user.  It can be the same as the Root password, but if it is, don’t tell anyone because they will have full control over your computer.  Can’t have that can we?

Fourth, you need to enter in your time zone.  If you don’t know it, you are probably lost.

Partition Disks:

Here is where you end up losing everything on your hard drive to give the netbook a new life as a Linux Server.  If you did not back up your computer, proceeding will delete the old data.  That may be what you want, it may not be.  Now is the time to pause and backup the data, unless you want to delete it all.  It is a One Way Trip!

Partitioning disks is something I have always found easiest to simply take what they give me here.  The “Guided  – Use Entire Disk” prompt is what I select.

The Disk naming is different on Linux than Windows.  They call things HDA and HDB, and each partition on the disk gets their own number.  Typically what you will want to do is look for a disk that has the same size as your netbook.  Many netbooks have a 160gb or less drive in it.  The install stick may also be spotted – but you should be able to determine that logically.  Most likely it will be called sda…  Select that hard drive, tell it to create a new partition table, and if it looks right, click continue.  Mine actually had a string saying “SCSI3 (0,0,0) SDA – 60GB Hard Drive” and a second one on “SDB” that was the 2GB Generic Disk

When you are done setting up the disk with “All Files In One Partition“, you highlight “finish partitioning and write changes to disk“, and let the computer create your partitions.  It gives you a warning at the end to write changes where you have to select “Yes” and continue.

At this point, Debian will write the data out to the base system – your hard drive.  You are on the way to getting a new operating system.  Go make a sandwich or a cup of coffee and come back later…

Now that it is later…

Package Manager:

It will come back and ask you to configure a Package Manager.  Linux is free.  There isn’t one central place that all is kept.  You will be asked if you have a network mirror – and that is the location of the place that that software is kept.

Yes. (Always.)
Country:   United States.
Please Select the Debian Archive Mirror:  debian.gtisc.gatech.edu or a closer one
Proxy – leave blank unless you know otherwise.

All the software is spread around the world on different archive mirrors.  So Debian, and most other Linux distributions, share the burden of putting the free software out there by creating a place for it to reside.  Here in Florida, my nearest place is at Georgia Tech in Atlanta, but you could be using a server anywhere.  Pick one, nearest is best and you can change them later.

Here is where you can get your second mug of coffee and comeback later.

When it finishes installing all those packages, it asks you if you want to “Install Grub To Hard Drive”.  Yes.  Continue.  Why is so the computer will boot from the hard drive, so you really do not have a choice.

It will ask  you what drive to write it to.  /dev/sda is your main hard drive and that is your choice.  My generic USB stick was in /dev/sdb at that time and obviously you do not want that.

It will write out that GRUB which is a boot menu, then bring up a page saying to “Finish The Installation“.  Make sure you remove the memory stick, and click continue.

On the first boot:  “Welcome to the first start of the Panel

When you log into the computer the first time, XFCE will put up a message asking you to configure panels – you want to “Use Default Config“.  That gives you a control strip at the top, and a launcher at the bottom.  Both are completely configurable from your system settings.

Now you are running Linux on your netbook.   Have fun!

Video is at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIuOFqQ-XTk

A Captain and Crew Sailing The Ocean Blue

One of the deck hands noticed a ship on the horizon. He looked through his scope. “Captain!” he squawked, “enemy ship on the horizon!”

Immediately the captain readied the crew. He then told his right-hand man: “Bring me my red shirt!”

The battle unfolded and they were victorious.

The captain’s right-hand man came to ask him, “why did you tell me to get your red shirt?”

The captain explained that if he were to be injured in combat, the crew would not notice his blood with a red shirt on, and they would continue to fight until the end.

“Wow, that’s awesome!” exclaimed the young sailor, “you are a great leader!”

That’s when the deck hand in the crow’s nest yelled “CAPTAIN!!! TEN ENEMY SHIPS ON THE HORIZON!!!”

The captain’s face went pale. Again he told his right-hand man: “Bring me my brown pants!”