Three Men On A Plane and A Marriage Joke

I’m not exactly sure why they picked these particular nationalities in this joke.  It’s one of those grade school jokes that if you have a pre-teen around they’ll love.

As for me, I’ll just go make a bean quesadillo and leave it at that!

 

Three Men get onto a plane

One is English, one is French and the other is German.

The English man drops a stone, the french drops a knife and the German drops a bomb

When the English man gets back his Dad is in the garden crying. He asks why. His Dad says “Me and your Mother were gardening when a stone dropped from the sky and killed her.

When the French man gets back his Dad is in the garden crying. He asks why. His Dad says “Me and your Mother were gardening when a knife dropped from the sky and killed her.

When the German man gets back his Dad is in the garden Laughing. He asks why. His Dad says “I farted and Steve next door exploded!!!”

 

 

And a Marriage Joke that amused me

 

My husband and I couldn’t decide which jacket to buy our granddaughter, so we asked the young salesman.

“If you were buying a jacket for your girlfriend,” I said, “what would you get?”

“A bulletproof one,” he said. “I’m married.”

 

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