You know, this actually sounds like a good deal…
As he’s walking down the street he comes up to a prostitute that says “I’ll do anything for $300”
The man asks “anything?”
The prostitute replies with “yes”.
So the man goes away to the money machine and gets $300
After getting the money he asked once more if the prostitute means absolutely anything, yes, but only if you can tell me in 3 words she replies.
He’s goes away and thinks for a little bit, after returning he takes the money out and hands it to her and says “Paint my house”