A Lawyer Finds a Magical Lamp

A lawyer is stranded in the middle of the desert. He finds a lamp and rubs it. Magically, a genie comes out of the lamp and says

“You have freed me. You now have three wishes. But you should know, whatever you wish for, all the other lawyers on Earth will get double.”

The man says

“I understand. My first wish will be a large beach house.”

The genie snapped his fingers and said

“Your new beach house is waiting for you. But all the other lawyers on Earth have two beach houses right next to yours.”

“That’s fine”

the man said.

“How about a nice sports car?”

The genie snapped his fingers and said

“Your brand new sports car is in your garage. But all the other lawyers on Earth now have two sports cars. You have one more wish.”

The man thought and thought about what his last wish should be. After a few hours of thinking, he stood up and told the genie

“I always wanted to donate a kidney.”

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