Three Guys Get On A Plane

The three men are told you can each throw one thing out of the plane…

The Englishman picks a knife and throws it out, The Irishman picks an axe, And the Scot picks an explosive.

After the plane journey the Englishman returns home only to see his father crying in the garden

“dad! Dad! Why are you crying??”

His dad says – “well me and your mum were out here gardening when a knife fell from the sky…. And now she’s dead!”

After the plane journey the Irishman returns home only to see his father crying in the garden

“dad! Dad! Why are you crying?”

His dad says – “well me and your mum were out here gardening when an axe fell from the sky…. And now she’s dead!”

The Scotsman returned home to see his dad laughing loudly rolling on the floor in the garden, he says “dad!dad! What’s so funny?”

His dad replies “well me and your mum were out here gardening when I farted and next doors house blew up!”

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