Even More Short Jokes!

A Job Interview in Psychiatry:

So you’re interested in working with us. What is your experience with mentally disturbed people?

I’ve been on Facebook for 5 years now.

Very good, the job is yours.


What perches on your computer and says “Pieces of Seven! Pieces of Seven!”?

A parity error!


(you may want to read that last one out loud)


My friends asked me to impersonate a lion.

It was a roaring success.


I have spilt paint!
It’s a dyer situation.


How does the moon get a haircut?

Eclipse it.


I was going to write the Great American Nursing Home Romance Novel…

….but the title “50 Shades of Grey” was already taken.


The next one … Pick a Punchline!


My roommate claims I am Schizophrenic.

a) We’ll show him.

b) Joke’s on him, I don’t have a roommate!

c) I believe you mean Dissociative Identity Disorder? Unless your roommate is actually just a hallucination, in which case…carry on my mentally ill compatriot

d) I’M NOT CRAZY! The voices in my head would have told me that…



Again… Pick a Punchline!

How many millennials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

a) None, it’s already lit, fam.

b) But you can bet your ass we will be sure to complain about it though!

c) I don’t know, but there better be an outlet somewhere nearby so I can charge my phone. And BTW, do you have a charger I can borrow? I lost mine.


What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.


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