My lady friend keeps calling me an alcoholic!
Good thing we’re not supposed to use labels.
What did the blind rabbit say to the deer?
I have no eye, deer!
Why couldn’t Beethoven go to the dance?
He was too baroque.
Whats sport can you play with a Wombat? Wom!
I don’t trust our air conditioning system. It seems forced.
They laughed at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian but they aren’t laughing anymore.
How did the little truck always take home ladies from the bar? He had the best pick-up lines.
What did the llama say when he was invited to the picnic? Alpaca lunch.
What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians? A drummer
What’s the easiest way to remember your wife’s birthday? Forget it once!
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50? Your honor.