Shouldn’t We Be On Mambo Number 6 By Now?

At a lavish party the host calls for silence as he makes an announcement..

He says:

“To the first person who can swim from one end of my swimming pool to the other I will duly award them the sum of one million dollars but there’s a twist! As you can see there’s also three huge alligators and…

Before he could finish his sentence there’s a huge splash and commotion at one end of the pool. A man can be seen frantically swimming for his life towards the other end.

He makes it luckily without being eaten. The host congratulates him and asks him what he will do with the money.

The guy says “I don’t care about the money, I just want the name of the jerk who pushed me in.”

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