This “hole” one came out of left field. Or rather, it ended up that way because I wasn’t expecting the ending on it at all.
A man is walking in the forest and finds a GIANT hole in the ground…
Wanting to see how deep it is, he finds a small stone and throws it in
He listens for it to land but doesn’t hear anything…
“Geez that’s deep” he thinks, and begins looking for for an even bigger stone to try with
He finds a good sized boulder and tosses it in..
Once again, he doesn’t hear anything
Dumbstruck he looks around and finally he finds this huge log which he manages to lug over and push in
While he’s listening for it to land, all of the sudden, this goat comes running like a bat out of hell and runs right past him and jumps right in the hole!
Shaken, scared, and feeling like he’s in the Twilight Zone, the man runs out of the forest
As he’s walking out, he comes across a farmer..
“Hey, just so you know, there is an absolute abyss in those woods back there” the man tells the farmer
“Never mind that, have you seen a goat by chance?” the farmer asks
“Uhhh, yes, as a matter of fact I did. In fact this goat ran as fast as you would ever imagine and jumped right in that hole I was talking about!!”
“Nah, that couldn’t have been my goat”, says the farmer.
“My goat was tied to a log”