Strictly speaking, that would be a paralelo-28th-of-an-ounce.
Since I insist on putting Dad Jokes up here on the weekends, whether I should or not, here is a joke purported to have been shared by an Actual Dad!
Yeah, I know, but here ya go!
This is a joke my dad told me a long time ago. I hope I don’t offend anyone.
A young man was inspired to help out with his church’s fundraiser. He asked the preacher if he could participate. The preacher, knowing the young man had a bad stutter, only gave him 3 bibles to sell.
The following day the young man returned asking for more. The preacher gave him 5. The following day the preacher gave him 10. By the end of the week, the young man broke the church’s all time record for the highest sale of bibles.
The preacher believed that divine intervention had occured. He was dumbfounded and had to know the young man’s secret.
So the preacher asked the man how he was able to sell so many bibles in such a short amount of time.
The young man smiled and said,”I asked th-th-them if th-th-they wanted to b-b-buy a bible or have m-m-me read it to th-th-them.”